Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
