he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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