I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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