remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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