turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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