Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This is my gift to your gina
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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