I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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