Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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