i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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