This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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