Whatcha textin bout Willis?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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