considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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