i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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