If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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