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I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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