Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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