I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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