Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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