your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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