butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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