Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
