Swine flu. Run for my life!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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