He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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