hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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