they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
They took my balls.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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