we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
