She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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