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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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