end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
only you would photoshop your dick
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
