You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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