Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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