you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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