what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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