I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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