with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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