Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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