I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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