I'm so fucking centered right now
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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