Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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