Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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