She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We need to rekindle our bromance
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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