Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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