When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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