I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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