You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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