I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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