Need sex. Gaining weight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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