its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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