I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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