he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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