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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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