love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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